August 19 2014, 04:42 PM
gabbiegross:

no I wasn’t afraid I just acted like it so you wouldn’t get embarrassed, duh
(I had to get one more out before I got back to work. uh, carry on.)       

gabbiegross:

no I wasn’t afraid I just acted like it so you wouldn’t get embarrassed, duh

(I had to get one more out before I got back to work. uh, carry on.)       

August 19 2014, 04:27 PM
peachymints:

I am going to fail my classes because of these two.
Lies down on the floor forever.

peachymints:

I am going to fail my classes because of these two.

Lies down on the floor forever.

August 19 2014, 04:16 PM
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jackalnope:

i’ve been wanting to do a bubbline thing for a while

jackalnope:

i’ve been wanting to do a bubbline thing for a while

August 19 2014, 02:54 PM

gabbiegross:

I can’t believe I’m posting these.

August 19 2014, 02:51 PM

emiyon:

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Height differences.

August 19 2014, 02:42 PM
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August 19 2014, 02:41 PM
nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street. A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man